Populist Porn : Larry Flynt is 'Nailin' Paylin'

A heartbeat away: Palin portrayer Lisa Ann.
You want me to put what where?: Lisa Ann protrayer Sarah Palin.
Coming your way: a no-holes-barred porn spoof based on Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Doncha know?
By James Retherford / The Rag Blog / October 6, 2008

Eschewing Playboy’s airbrushed aesthetic, Hustler sleazemeister Larry Flynt is a purveyor of blue-collar pornography — wrinkles, pockmarks, pimples, and all. He likes to call it “populist porn,” and his viewpoint is supported by the $400 million empire this 66-year-old high school dropout has built from the dirt up in the past 40 years.

Uncowered by the Sacred Cows of rightwing America, free-speech activist and frequent defendant Larry Flynt also has had a healthy contempt for hypocrisy, moral crusaders, and Supreme Court justices — in 1983 he disrupted a high court hearing to call the justices “eight assholes and a token cunt.”

In 1978 one such “crusader” for “white” moral values fired a bullet that left Flynt paralyzed from the waist down. Thus unable to participate in the kind of sex sanctioned by the Christian right, Flynt has become what one might call a hands-on voyeur. He seems to take great personal pleasure in conjuring up ways to defile the core values of moral absolutism and then sitting back in his wheelchair to get off on the ensuing orgy of outrage.

Flynt’s new yet-to-be-released no-holes-barred porn spoof based on Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin, provisionally entitled Nailin’ Paylin, may mark a new low — in Flynt’s value system, this is not a negative remark! — in the pornmaster’s long and unrepentant career. Finding a Sarah Palin look-alike actress through Craig’s List and throwing together a “quicky” flick in 10 days, Flynt-owned Hustler Video states in a press release that it “is eager to fulfill those sexual fantasies about this now-famous MILF and is putting Nailin’ Paylin on a fast track to hit streets in time for the election.”

Candidate Palin, a buxom former cheerleader AND beauty queen — these probably are the two most visited subjects in contemporary American pornography — with a “questionable” moral background (do the math on her marriage date and daughter’s birth date) and an unquestioning morally self-righteous stump speech, provides a veritable “vessel” to be filled by someone with Flynt’s taste for savaging moral hypocrites and their “sins of the flesh.”

Coming at the very time when voters, especially red-blooded beer-drinking American male voters (Joe Six-Pack), are wondering — and/or fantasizing — about this hot new political figure, Flynt has pushed his wheelchair into the center of the arena to offer up a revealing and penetrating version of the Palin story —also featuring, according to the Hustler Video press release, a bi-racial lesbian “threeway” with Hils and Condi, some backdoor action with the Russians, and ongoing sexual commentary by “Bill O’Reilly.”

Unanswered questions:

1. Will Flynt’s parody come closer to the real truth about the GOP veep candidate than the lipgloss coming from the Repugs' erstwhile team of fiction writers?

2. Will Nailin’ Paylin compel fantasy-fueled male blue-collar voters to jerk their levers for McCain-Palin on November 4?

3. Will Larry Flynt sweep up a handful of Golden Dildos at the next AVN Adult Movie Awards Show?

4. What will the real Sarah say when she sees the film?

Gosh darn!

Pornmeister Larry Flynt. Photo by EPA.
Sarah Palin Biopic Details Announced
By Alex Balk / October 3, 2008

So that Hustler skin flick starring a "Sarah Palin lookalike?" The company sent out a press page with more details about it. You can read the first scene from the script here, (which is 100 percent genuine and not in any way made up even though it appears to be an obvious parody and contains enough elements of satire in it that even the densest of observers would logically assume that it was a fantastical creation.)

It's called Nailin' Paylin. It stars a sexy MILF! Bill O'Reilly is also spoofed in it. You can read the full release (hahaha, get it?) below. This looks like it's going to be the best vice president-themed porn this year. It's certainly gonna be way better than Vivid's forthcoming Ridin' Biden, the screenplay of which is a complete plagiarization of British video nasty Kinnock Thin Cock. Anyways:

Hustler Video Strikes Again With Palin Parody

BEVERLY HILLS -- Once again when it comes to sex and politics, HUSTLER continues to be at the top of the game! Hustler Video could not resist the urge to spoof the MILF-tastic Alaska governor and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin. Let's face it: Who wouldn't want to see that sexy hockey mom taking it all off?!

Nailin' Paylin, currently in pre-production, is being directed by Jerry T. Sexy MILF Lisa Ann will be playing the role of Sara Paylin. Nailin' Paylin will feature five hard-core scenes, including a threeway with other parodied political figures, namely Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. Bill O'Reilly will also be spoofed as the announcer who dishes the sex scandals that will take place during the film.

Nailin' Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor. Sara Paylin will not only be showing us some girl-on-girl lovin' but will also be nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door (wink, wink) and in a flashback "young" Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a "big bang" theory even she can't deny!

Hustler Video is eager to fulfill those sexual fantasies of this now-famous MILF and is putting Nailin' Paylin on a fast track to hit streets in time for the election!

Source / Radar / Oct. 3, 2008

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