Sure Is Nice Being President
Subject: LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD Crawford, Texas (AP) June 18th, 2007
GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD
Crawford, Texas (AP) June 18th, 2007
A tragic flood this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.
The flood began in the presidential bathroom where both of his books were kept. Both of the books have been lost.
A presidential spokesperson said the President was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the second one.
The White House tried to call FEMA, but there was no answer.