the Cossacks are coming Hurrah Hurrah

Ilya Repins's Zaporozhian Cosssacks.
the Cossacks are coming Hurrah Hurrah
the Cossacks are coming for you Grandma
the Cossacks are coming they’re coming Huzzah
the Cossacks are coming for you

the Cossacks are coming in SUVs
the Cossacks are coming get on your knees
the Cossacks are coming say I buh-beg you puh-puh-please
the Cossacks are coming because you’re the disease

the Cossacks are coming unlock your door
the Cossacks are standing on your kitchen floor
the Cossacks are calling your mother a whore
the Cossacks have come cause of the (wink) War

the Cossacks are coming they love their job
the Cossacks are coming they are no snob
the Cossacks will come for any old Bob
the Cossacks are coming for Bob

the Cossacks are coming you won’t know why
the Cossacks are coming they don’t seem shy
the Cossacks are coming to watch you die
the Cossacks are humming and eating your pie

the Cossacks are coming tra la la la
the Cossacks are coming valdaree valdera
the Cossacks are coming obla dee obla da
the Cossacks will come if you leave your cole slaw
the Cossacks are coming what a giant faux pax
the Cossacks are coming for you - et tu
the Cossacks are coming - HEY YOU


Honey, the Cossacks are here


Larry Piltz (in hiding)
October 2007

Indian Cove / Austin, Texas
Posted May 27, 2008 / The Rag Blog