"Ouch," in So Many Remarkable Ways
Stick it To Him Like He's Been Sticking it to You
By Buck Batard
In case you’re one of the lucky few who’s still flush with cash, Amazon has just the ticket to deal with the problems facing the economy right now. Along with some other useful items. In case that doesn’t work, I know some good root doctors on the South Carolina coast who will be glad to help you out. Just in case voting doesn’t do the trick.
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